Utah Adventure Safe needed people to actually pay attention to outdoor safety content. The answer was two vultures who disagreed about everything. Co-written with Julie Comstock and backed by a safety grant to the Utah Office of Tourism, we introduced Frank and Morris: puppet vultures with wildly different agendas. Morris is a reformed vegetarian, a self-described safety influencer who does fit checks and posts at magic hour. Frank is still hoping you forget your water. Across 20 spots for broadcast and social, their banter covers every Utah outdoor safety topic from hydration to OHV gear to knowing your limits, and it does it in a way people actually want to watch. Frank disagrees.